The Mystic Apron
Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt
Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt
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Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt
Let’s set the record straight: Freemasonry isn’t a cult — it’s just a group of very dedicated individuals who happen to own more aprons than most chefs. This shirt is the perfect comeback for anyone who’s ever raised an eyebrow at your “enthusiastic hobby.”
With bold lettering, its equal parts statement piece and inside joke. Whether you’re at lodge, at a BBQ, or explaining (again) to your family why Thursday nights are always “booked,” this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort
• Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans
• Available in Black, White, and Navy (Sizes S–5XL)
• Available in Military Green (Sizes S–3XL)
Postage & Pickup
• Flat rate $12
• Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)
• Free pickup may be available on request.
• Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next visit your lodge

Size Chart
All sizes are listed in centimeters.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 41 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length | 67 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 | 86 | 89 |
Note: Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat; allow minor variances.