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Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt

Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt

Regular price $30.00 AUD
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Freemasonry: Not a Cult, Just a Very Enthusiastic Hobby T-Shirt

Let’s set the record straight: Freemasonry isn’t a cult — it’s just a group of very dedicated individuals who happen to own more aprons than most chefs. This shirt is the perfect comeback for anyone who’s ever raised an eyebrow at your “enthusiastic hobby.”

With bold lettering, its equal parts statement piece and inside joke. Whether you’re at lodge, at a BBQ, or explaining (again) to your family why Thursday nights are always “booked,” this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.

Details:

        100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort

        Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans

        Available in Black, White, and Navy (Sizes S–5XL)

        Available in Military Green (Sizes S–3XL)

Postage & Pickup

        Flat rate $12

        Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)

        Free pickup may be available on request.

        Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next visit your lodge

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Size Chart

All sizes are listed in centimeters.

Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 41465156 6166717681
Length 67717477 7983858689

Note: Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat; allow minor variances.