The Mystic Apron
I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go to Lodge T-Shirt
I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go to Lodge T-Shirt
Couldn't load pickup availability
I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Go to Lodge T-Shirt
Behind every dedicated Mason is a very patient (and occasionally eye-rolling) wife. This shirt is a tribute to the real gatekeeper of the Craft — the one who gives the nod of approval when you sneak out for another night of ritual, fellowship, and banquets.
This design is equal parts humor and honesty. It’s the perfect gift for a Brother who knows that harmony at home comes before harmony in lodge.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a badge of gratitude (and survival). Wear it to lodge, wear it at home, or wear it as a subtle reminder that every Master Mason secretly answers to a Worshipful Mistress.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort
• Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans
• Available in Black, White, and Navy (Sizes S–5XL)
• Available in Military Green (Sizes S–3XL)
Postage & Pickup
• Flat rate $12
• Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)
• Free pickup may be available on request.
• Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next visit your lodge

Size Chart
All sizes are listed in centimeters.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 41 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length | 67 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 | 86 | 89 |
Note: Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat; allow minor variances.