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Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge T-Shirt

Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge T-Shirt

Regular price $30.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 AUD
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Color: Black
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Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge Tee

This shirt says it all: if you can’t even get your lodge under control, how are you supposed to take over the world? With its bold design and cheeky humor, this tee is perfect for Brethren who prefer laughs over conspiracy theories.

Details:

        100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort

        Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans

        Available in Black, White, and Navy (Sizes S–5XL)

        Available in Military Green (Sizes S–3XL)

Postage & Pickup

        Flat rate $12

        Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)

        Free pickup may be available on request.

Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next

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Size Chart

All sizes are listed in centimeters.

Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 41465156 6166717681
Length 67717477 7983858689

Note: Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat; allow minor variances.