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Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge T-Shirt
Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge T-Shirt
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Mind Control? Please. I Can’t Even Control My Lodge Tee
This shirt says it all: if you can’t even get your lodge under control, how are you supposed to take over the world? With its bold design and cheeky humor, this tee is perfect for Brethren who prefer laughs over conspiracy theories.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort
• Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans
• Available in Black, White, and Navy (Sizes S–5XL)
• Available in Military Green (Sizes S–3XL)
Postage & Pickup
• Flat rate $12
• Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)
• Free pickup may be available on request.
Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next

Size Chart
All sizes are listed in centimeters.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 41 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length | 67 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 | 86 | 89 |
Note: Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat; allow minor variances.