Pretty Little Apron Tee – Masonic Firefly Edition

I swear by my pretty little apron, I will be regular!

If Mal Reynolds ever joined a Lodge, this would be his initiation outfit. This tee is for the Masons who walk a bit off the beaten path — bold, independent, and just rebellious enough to quote science fiction at the Festive Board.

Perfect for Browncoats and Brethren alike, this shirt blends the space-western sass of Firefly with the age-old honour of Freemasonry. Whether you're boldly heading to Lodge or just trying to make your Lodge Secretary crack a smile, this one's a guaranteed conversation starter.

Witty as a Joss Whedon one-liner, with none of the cancellation risk

Warning:

Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous quoting of obscure episodes and unsolicited Lodge banter.

Stay Shiny. Stay regular

Details:

·         100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built for comfort

·         Unisex fit — equally flattering for Masons and their biggest fans

·         Available in Military Green and Natural (Sizes S–3XL)

Postage & Pickup:

·         Flat rate $12 

·         Free shipping on orders over $100 (Glassware excluded)

·         Free pickup may be available on request.

·         Alternatively, if you’re in the Brisbane/Logan area, drop us a line — we might just deliver it in person when we next visit your lodge